June 2012
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hewalksfunny:
He narrowed his eyes. “You ‘ain’t the only one tryin’ to survive. Don’t worry, I’ll be stayin’ outta your way as much as possible.” After all, she wasn’t going to be getting in his way. …Actually, he’d probably have been fine with it if she did. It would help more than hinder.
He decided to keep watch- might as well help her out while he was annoying her. Even if he sucked at...
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hewalksfunny:
At first, Waluigi wasn’t going to follow her. Why humiliate himself any further? However, he thought he heard something again- similar to the first sound- and reconsidered. It was probably better and safer to stick around someone else. So he followed suit, keeping what he hoped was a comfortable distance between them, keeping his loud mouth shut once again.
Though it was nighttime...
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hewalksfunny:
Feeling kind of stupid, he relaxed his shoulders. He’d been sure… so he was just going crazy. Wonderful- and Daisy was right there to witness it. Uuugh, he HAD to turn into a coward in front of her, of all people! Embarrassing.
He scratched the back of his head, moving his hands away from the hammer. “Gah… It was-a probably nothing. Ignore me.”
‘After all, that’s pretty easy for...
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hewalksfunny:
Waluigi on the other hand, probably couldn’t fight them off. He’d probably try just to act macho in front of Daisy, but ultimately he’d just be dead weight. He wasn’t much good at anything aside from running away and he really was getting to hate that about himself. He at least wasn’t gonna get caught unaware- his jumpiness was a virtue to avoid sneak attacks.
“I did. Either...
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hewalksfunny:
Waluigi shuddered. His imagination was a bit too good with that idea. Other than that, even if she was a lot more pessimistic and intolerant than she used to be, he kinda wished they did meet up again- preferably with both of them being alive. Who knows- maybe someday he could find it in him to impress her somehow. Survive a fight, maybe? Or, better yet, rescue her?
…Okay, that...
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hewalksfunny:
Having his face on a wanted poster wasn’t new to Waluigi. He’d had his face on one numerous times in the past in the Mushroom Kingdom- but they’d give up and take them down eventually, and ultimately the people would just shake their heads and bad mouth him behind his back. But this time- this time, those posters weren’t coming down until he was six feet under. Or, more likely,...
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hewalksfunny:
“No kiddin’. Why leave her stupid kingdom to everyone else?” God, how he’d love to just punch the pink princess right in the face. She was hopeful- too hopeful. Too trusting that he and Wario, along with her other friends, would get her out of another mess. Dammit, there had to come a time when that stupid broad knew that she couldn’t leave things up to someone else. Why couldn’t...
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hewalksfunny:
He slightly turned his head back, enough to see her out of the corner of his eyes. His mustache twitched. “An’ risk you choppin’ my head off for whatever comes out of my mouth?” Eegh, just for that she’d probably get even more pissed at him than she already was- and he hadn’t even done anything yet.
Obviously, he hadn’t been doing much better. For all the glamour and great stories...
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hewalksfunny:
Smoking, huh? Didn’t seem like her type of thing to do. He waved a gloved hand in front of his face as it expanded, eventually dissapating. Afterwards he lowered his hand, focusing on Daisy again.
He hadn’t seen her in a long time. Not since before Luigi’s death. Kinda funny how much better his late rival made his life- at this point Waluigi was reevaluating his opinion of the man...
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… Dammit.
Daisy didn’t need him right now. He was only going to blow her cover overall. Besides, she hated company; company was stupid.
The former princess didn’t bother turning around. She sat with her back to him, knowing that he was probably near. Instead, she looked up to the sky and noticed how dark it was from the smoke. All that...